It's me again! I've been so busy winning quizzes and answering questions correctly this weekend that I've forgotten to write more blog entries. Yesterday I went to a recording studio to record my hit single, "It's All About Me". It's been so popular with me that I thought I should bless the world with it. Look for it in stores this autumn.
Today I'm at Bonnydown Baptist Church, hanging out with Razzle, Dazzle, Buzz, Mr. Banana, Elvis Chessley, and of course, all of you kids. It's going to be quite the showdown when the QuizMaster throws questions at us! Don't worry, I'll get them all correct, even the Big Questions.
Oh, and I just thought I should update everyone: I had another IQ test last Saturday, and yep, it's still 1,000,000.
Anyway, I should get back to Bonnydown. I hope I get a chance on the Bouncy Castle this time. The kids have hogged it at other venues, but maybe I'll get a go. I have the best bouncing technique in the whole world, in case you didn't know.
Well, I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
Ciao for now!
Monday, 8 August 2011
Wednesday, 3 August 2011
Soaked!
Wow, what a weekend! I've been busy spreading my cleverness all over London. These past two days I was at the Chinese Church, and even though I know everything, I learned some more important lessons about Jesus.
Was anyone out in the rain yesterday morning? I was out walking my dog, getting soaked. It cleared up in the afternoon, though, and I went swimming. I happened to get soaked again, although the waterproof book I was reading stayed intact. You gotta love those waterproof books.
I'm off to St. Mary's Church in Bermondsey tomorrow. Get ready to get soaked in my cleverness! I'm going to ace those quizzes. Hopefully I'll get the Big Question right this time. : /
Well, I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
Ciao for now!
Was anyone out in the rain yesterday morning? I was out walking my dog, getting soaked. It cleared up in the afternoon, though, and I went swimming. I happened to get soaked again, although the waterproof book I was reading stayed intact. You gotta love those waterproof books.
I'm off to St. Mary's Church in Bermondsey tomorrow. Get ready to get soaked in my cleverness! I'm going to ace those quizzes. Hopefully I'll get the Big Question right this time. : /
Well, I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
Ciao for now!
Thursday, 28 July 2011
Who is Jesus? I Know Now!
Hi again, Mega Brain here. Today we were at Brentford Free Church, and it was amazing---UNTIL I didn't know the answers to the two Big Questions! All the questions about facts and numbers and statistics were a piece of cake, but when the QuizMaster asked me, "Who is Jesus?" and "Why did Jesus come into the world and die?", I had no idea! HOW EMBARRASSING!
Luckily, the answers were explained, so now I've added TWO more pieces of information to my already-full brain. I learned that Jesus is God, and that he came to rescue and save people, to take the punishment for all the wrong things that we think, say, and do. And even though Jesus didn't do anything wrong, he gave his life for us and died in our place. Wow, he must love us a whole lot, huh?
Hopefully you'll remember these important messages like I did. I know you can't ever be as clever as I am, but at least you'll be on the right track.
Well, time to go do some exciting maths problems....
I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
Ciao for now!
Luckily, the answers were explained, so now I've added TWO more pieces of information to my already-full brain. I learned that Jesus is God, and that he came to rescue and save people, to take the punishment for all the wrong things that we think, say, and do. And even though Jesus didn't do anything wrong, he gave his life for us and died in our place. Wow, he must love us a whole lot, huh?
Hopefully you'll remember these important messages like I did. I know you can't ever be as clever as I am, but at least you'll be on the right track.
Well, time to go do some exciting maths problems....
I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
Ciao for now!
Wednesday, 27 July 2011
Wednesday Megabrain Big Brain Blockbuster
Well, today is one year until the London Olympics, and of course I will be there.
I hope that there is a gold medal for being very very clever, because I will win!
Today I went to Brentford Free Church in Brentford, and they are going to have two days of fun with children who are 5 - 10 years old starting tomorrow. Go along and look out for me on a video.
Well, I'll see you when I am looking at you...
Ciao for now!
Mega Brain
I hope that there is a gold medal for being very very clever, because I will win!
Today I went to Brentford Free Church in Brentford, and they are going to have two days of fun with children who are 5 - 10 years old starting tomorrow. Go along and look out for me on a video.
Well, I'll see you when I am looking at you...
Ciao for now!
Mega Brain
Books and More Books
Hi again, it's me, Mega Brain. I've been out in London showing people how clever I am, getting ready for the first round of quizzes tomorrow. Today I was at the British Library, flipping through books and impressing myself with how many things I know. Those authors wrote things that were already in my brain. How cool is that? In case you forgot -- I have an IQ of 1,000,000, so the upcoming quiz questions will be no trouble for me!
Looking forward to seeing you all tomorrow....Get ready to be amazed at my cleverness.
Well, I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
Ciao for now!
Looking forward to seeing you all tomorrow....Get ready to be amazed at my cleverness.
Well, I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
Ciao for now!
Tuesday, 19 July 2011
Welcome to My Blog!
Hello there, it's me, Mega Brain. Welcome to my blog! You'll become more clever just by reading it.
Just in case you haven't heard me say it before: I am the cleverest being of all. Did you know my IQ is actually 1,000,000? I don't like to brag about it, but it's true. Since other people don't know everything, they often come to me when they want the answer to a question. So you see, my intelligence comes in handy! I always know the correct answers. I've probably heard the phrase, "You are correct!" about a perjillion times.
I'm looking forward to hearing The Big Question in these next few weeks. It's exciting to show people how clever I am, and there are a lot of opportunities coming my way.
You might ask, "What if you don't know the answer to The Big Question?" Ha! What a thought! Can you imagine ME not knowing the answer?
Keep checking back for updates on my cleverness...
Well, I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
Ciao for now!
Just in case you haven't heard me say it before: I am the cleverest being of all. Did you know my IQ is actually 1,000,000? I don't like to brag about it, but it's true. Since other people don't know everything, they often come to me when they want the answer to a question. So you see, my intelligence comes in handy! I always know the correct answers. I've probably heard the phrase, "You are correct!" about a perjillion times.
I'm looking forward to hearing The Big Question in these next few weeks. It's exciting to show people how clever I am, and there are a lot of opportunities coming my way.
You might ask, "What if you don't know the answer to The Big Question?" Ha! What a thought! Can you imagine ME not knowing the answer?
Keep checking back for updates on my cleverness...
Well, I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
Ciao for now!
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